Saturday, April 20, 2019

I Couldn't Dance

Years ago during my teenage years, I could not dance to save my life. 
I was not a good dancer because I grew up in a  Pentecostal Christian home and it was frowned upon. 
I once told my Uncle Mickey Wayne about my horrible secret and he gave me a secret that saved my life. 
He told me that when it comes to young women, you have to get out on the dance floor with them if you expect to gain their favor. 
As it turns out, most men can't dance.
However, you've just got to get out there and look cool with the ladies.
He told me to hold my chin, step once to the left, step once to the right, and then point to her.
My Uncle Mickey Wayne was a social genius!
That formula worked for years until I finally learned to dance.