I'm Getting Too Old For This

 Recently, I went out to an unfamiliar place during the early morning hours to watch my favorite band perform. It was there that I ran into my 20 something cousin. He comes up to me and says, " What are you doing here? Your old butt should be at home in the bed. Go home! " I replied," You are right ! I should not be here. I am too old to be shutting the club down. That is your job!" So after I heard my favorite band play a few sets, I respectfully left the scene to go home to crawl into bed.